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Catching Up (Week Ending 2/6/22)

Hello Everyone! Another week has passed, and there's a few movies to add to the list! There's a franchise on here that received a new addition in theaters this weekend, as well as a couple other films. Let's start with the films we reviewed on the podcast.


The Dark Crystal (1982) REVIEWED ON PODCAST

SCORE: 52/100 

Directed By: Jim Henson, Frank Oz
Starring: Jim Henson, Kathryn Mullen, Frank Oz

Synopsis: On another planet in the distant past, a Gelfling embarks on a quest to find the missing shard of a magical crystal, and to restore order to his world.

Quick Review: With its beautiful production design, puppeteering, and voice acting, it's a shame that the film isn't quite as interesting or engaging as it wants to be. 

If you'd like to watch it, it's available on HBO Max.

The Objective (2008) REVIEWED ON PODCAST

SCORE: 24/100 

Directed By: Daniel Myrick
Starring: Jonas Ball, Matthew R. Anderson, Jon Huertas

Synopsis: A military special operations team, led by a CIA case officer, are on a mission in the harsh and hostile terrain of Afghanistan where they find themselves in a Middle Eastern "Bermuda Triangle" of ancient evil.

Quick Review: While its concept is original and its setting makes for great tension, the film has a very cheap feel to it and its not very interesting. 

If you'd like to watch it, it's available for rent only.

The Mummy (1999) 

SCORE: 89/100 

Directed By: Stephen Sommers
Starring: Brenden Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah

Synopsis: At an archaeological dig in the ancient city of Hamunaptra, an American serving in the French Foreign Legion accidentally awakens a mummy who begins to wreak havoc as he searches for the reincarnation of his long-lost love.

Quick Review: The Mummy's reputation has only grown in the 23 years since its release, and for good reason, as this iconic and incredibly fun pulp adventure film only rarely stumbles. 

If you'd like to watch it, it's available on HBO Max.

The Mummy Returns (2001) 

SCORE: 60/100 

Directed By: Stephen Sommers
Starring: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah

Synopsis: The mummified body of Imhotep is shipped to a museum in London, where he once again wakes and begins his campaign of rage and terror.

Quick Review: While it still has its fun nature and awesome set pieces, this follow up doesn't entirely hit the mark due to questionable effects, odd story decisions, and a recycled villain.

If you'd like to watch it, it's available on HBO Max.

Stripes (1981) 



SCORE: 55/100 

Directed By: Ivan Reitman
Starring: Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, John Candy

Synopsis: Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.

Quick Review: While it doesn't capture the same magic that Ghostbusters or Caddyshack did, Stripes has its moments of comedy if you can get past how horribly it ages. 

If you'd like to watch it, it's available on Netflix.

Jackass: The Movie (2002) 

SCORE: 78/100 

Directed By: Jeff Tremaine
Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera

Synopsis: Johnny Knoxville and his band of maniacs perform a variety of stunts and gross-out gags on the big screen for the first time.

Quick Review: The first iteration of the big screen antics of the Jackass crew is a lot of nostalgic 2000's fun, but isn't as memorable as the later films. 

If you'd like to watch it, it's available on Paramount Plus.

Jackass Number Two (2006) 

SCORE: 81/100 

Directed By: Jeff Tremaine
Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera

Synopsis: Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, and the whole crew return to the screen to raise the stakes higher than ever before.

Quick Review: Number Two raises the stakes and heightens the gags, and while there are some duds, this films is a vast improvement of the previous one. 

If you'd like to watch it, it's available on Paramount Plus.

Jackass 2.5 (2007) 

SCORE: 70/100 

Directed By: Jeff Tremaine
Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera

Synopsis: The Jackass crew reunite to discuss their experiences with Jackass Number Two and show off some unused content and ideas.

Quick Review: While 2.5 comes off as more of a behind-the-scenes documentary, the extra footage and new stunts are still a riot, even if it's a little too short. 

If you'd like to watch it, it's available on Paramount Plus.

Jackass 3D (2010) 

SCORE: 89/100 

Directed By: Jeff Tremaine
Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera

Synopsis: Johnny Knoxville and company return for the third installment of their TV show spin-off, where dangerous stunts and explicit public displays rule.

Quick Review: The third Jackass film again raises the stakes and provides some of the funniest moment in film history, with the Poo Cocktail Supreme being a standout.

If you'd like to watch it, it's available on Paramount Plus.

Jackass 3.5 (2011) 

SCORE: 80/100 

Directed By: Jeff Tremaine
Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera

Synopsis: Because too much is never enough! The complete cast and crew of Jackass 3D return with an all-new UNRATED movie. Loaded with OVER AN HOUR of outrageous bonus footage, get all of the hilarious pranks, stupidity and mayhem you crave with Jackass 3.5.

Quick Review: This supplement adds to the craziness, and luckily loses a lot of the interviews that bulked up 2., while also adding more iconic skits. 

If you'd like to watch it, it's available on Paramount Plus.

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